Your Best Life Now Part 2

“Giddy up, Sparkle Farts, there’s chaos to spread!”

“Giddy up, Sparkle Farts, there’s chaos to spread!” 

If you’re not familiar with this line, your life must be blessedly free of TikTok and Insta reels. It’s the soundtrack to endless snippets of videos permeating this brief cultural moment like glitter on a preschool classroom carpet. 

And in my twisted imagination, I can hear Jesus saying this as He calls His disciples. 

“Heresy!” the crowd calls out, as they light their torches and reach for their pitchforks.